Talk:I Used to Work in Chicago
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Full list of verse options[edit]
I pulled this from the main article as it was too long:
The song's further verses replace the words in bold for other items and actions, such as:
- Electricity / The Shocker
- Mini Van / 2 in the front, 5 in the back —Preceding unsigned comment added by 74.12.15.166 (talk) 00:52, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
- Flag / My Pole —Preceding unsigned comment added by 74.12.15.166 (talk) 00:58, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
- Elevator / Shafted
- Quebec Poutine / Hot Sauce
- Silver bath tub; Expensive Bathroom Equipment / A Golden Shower
- Jewelry / Pearl necklace
- Pimp Rod / Magic Stick
- Me / Really Satisfied
- <Name of the person next to you> / Really Deceived
- Assistance / AIDs
- Beer / 6-pack
- Bolts / Nuts
- Kit Kat / Four Fingers
- Butter / Spread
- Coffee / Cream
- Dinosaur / Mega Soar Ass
- Floppy Disk / Hard Drive
- Fishing Rod / Long Pole
- Doughnut / Cream-filled
- Gun / Banged
- Plumber / Pipe-cleaned
- Hammer / Nail
- Ruler / 12 inches
- Metaphysical conversation / F*cked
- Piano / Organ
- Sailors / Semen
- Translator / Cunning Linguist
- Fresh Fruits / Dirty Banana
- Latex Gloves / Dick in a Rubber
- Socks / Hose
- Cake / Layer
- Chicken / Cock
- Dog / Cocker
- Coat / Jumper
- A Drink / Liquor
- Plane / Fokker
- Shoes / Pumps
- Blouse / Jacket
- Tool / Crank
- Beef / Corned
- Nails / Spikes
- Meat / Ram
- Black and Decker / Bosch
- Shampoo / Head'n'Shoulder-ed
- Screen Door / Backdoor
- Pirate Ship / Jolly Rodgering
- An Irish Airline / Cunnilingus
- Scaffolding / An Erection
- A Coal Mine / Deep Shafting
- An Action Figurine / My Purple Headed Warrior
- Kalashnikov / Rifle
- German Method of Coal Extraction / Mein Shaft
- A trunk road from Newcastle to Carlisle / A69
- Big Mac/ Super-sized
- A round of Applause/ The Clap
- Medieval Method of Cooking / Spitroasting
- Oriental Opitcal Device / Japseye
- Her Corn / Herpes
- Train / Miscarriage
- Respect / Raped
- Beef Katana / Pork Sword
- Rug / Laid
The current list of "further verses" is extreme, long, uncited, probably incapable of citation, irrelevant to Wikipedia and lowers the quality of the article. I think it ought to go and stay gone. JohnHarris 08:49, 24 October 2007 (UTC)