User:Vghfr/Essays/Things you should totally do on Wikipedia
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please never do any of this
really fun things to do on wikipedia[edit]
Harassment[edit]
see this person here? look at them! so happy and innocent! WRONG... they are actually evil and want to overthrow democracy with their blasphemous beliefs... you should harass them...
POV pushing[edit]
has anyone said something on Wikipedia that you don't agree with? even worse, does an article contradict your correct beliefs? well then, do i have the solution! you should keep pushing your POV! this directly defies WP:NPOV, but who needs that anyways! it's just an evil Wikipedia policy to stop you from spreading the truth, after all! if you get banned from excessive POV pushing, thats a win! that means the twisted and convoluted Wikipedia admins are scared of you!
Vandalism[edit]
ever wanted to have some fun? well, you've come to the right place! just place something profane or childish on the article for Donald Trump, and the rest will come naturally! hell, it doesn't need to be Donald Trump, it could be anyone! it could be anything! the only limit is your imagination! ever want to put a picture of a penis on Greta Thunberg's article? go ahead! remember, anything's game!
Legal threats[edit]
did someone do something you didn't like? then send them legal threats! legal threats are very productive and will get you what you want! its also very fun to sue Jimbo Wales! but wait! what about the policy that prohibits this? don't worry about it! the writer of this article is just trying to push the evil agenda of the New World Order! here's some great ways to threaten other editors and admins:
- "See you in court!"
- "Every been in a lawsuit? Well, you're about to!"
- "You'll be hearing from my lawyers!
- "My lawyers won't be leaving a single crumb for you!"
- etc.
you get the point.